no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc



our generation is so fucked up!




my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down



Sometimes when things seem too good to be true
It’s God testing you to see if you have listened to Him about discernment
To see if you’re willing to get cozy and comfortable and relax your work and values
Or if you recognise that you can’t stop because this is only the calm before the storm
Do not get lax, do not get lazy, do not get caught off guard
Enjoy the blessings and praise the peace
Draw nearer to Him during these times
Because something is coming